Ulug Bek
I am excited to be here. I don’t look excited to be anywhere, but trust me, I am.
Data analyst by day. Comedian by night. He logs his jokes in Excel.
Live
Upcoming shows
- Tickets for PURE VIKING BLOOD, 19 Nov 2026
PURE VIKING BLOOD
No Stress Bar, Copenhagen · 19:30
Host: Adrian Mackinder
- Tickets for PURE VIKING BLOOD, 4 Feb 2027
PURE VIKING BLOOD
No Stress Bar, Copenhagen · 19:30
- Tickets for PURE VIKING BLOOD, 8 Apr 2027
PURE VIKING BLOOD
No Stress Bar, Copenhagen · 19:30
- Tickets for PURE VIKING BLOOD, 4 Jun 2027
PURE VIKING BLOOD
No Stress Bar, Copenhagen · 19:30
No dates right now. I’m probably recycling.
Archive
The shows
30+ shows across Denmark with Almost Danes 1 and 2. More than 20 sold out.
Pure Viking BloodNow
Solo show. Gothenburg Fringe 2026, now running in Copenhagen. He got the job. He got the passport. He still needs the DNA.
Get tickets for Pure Viking Blood
Almost Danes 2
With Kriti Prajapati, hosted by Adrian Mackinder. Toured across Denmark.
Almost Danes
With Kriti Prajapati, hosted by Adrian Mackinder. The first tour across Denmark.
Almost Scandinavians
With Kriti Prajapati. Gothenburg Fringe and Stockholm Fringe, 2024.
Please Step Aside
Solo shows, parts 1 and 2. Copenhagen, 2020 and 2022.
Watch
Videos
My dad doesn’t speak any English. His review: “Very good. People laugh.”
Almost Danes: the show · 35 minutes
Weekend culture in Scandinavian countries
When Danes don’t understand your Danish
Nature difference between Nordic countries
About
Ulugbek
- Uzbekistan
- Sweden
- Denmark
Ulug Bek is a stand-up comedian from Uzbekistan. He studied in Sweden and now lives in Copenhagen. He performs in English.
By day - he is a data analyst. By night - he does deadpan comedy about Scandinavian office culture, the Danish language, excellent work-life balance and questionable food. He logs his jokes in Excel.
He has done 30+ shows across Denmark with ALMOST DANES and ALMOST DANES 2, his shows with Kriti Prajapati, hosted by Adrian Mackinder. More than 20 of them sold out. His new solo show is PURE VIKING BLOOD. He has also performed at festivals in Nordic countries and the Netherlands.
“After 10 years, I accept the Sun as my true God.”
- Festivals
- Gothenburg Fringe 2024 and 2026 · Stockholm Fringe 2024 · FinFringe Turku 2023 · Reykjavik Fringe 2022 · Boom Chicago Comedy Festival, Amsterdam 2022 · Zulu Comedy Festival, Copenhagen 2020
- Opened for
- Peter Flanagan (IE) · Dave Thompson (UK) · Henrik Elme (SE) · Luca Cupani (IT)
Reviews
What people wrote
From Western World airport crew to Kalashnikov smugglers, to Nobel prize winners, few can spell Ulugbek Bekmukhamedov's name. Yet, all will laugh at Bek's jokes. 0% flexing. 0% drugs. 0% alcohol. 1% guns. 10% logic. 100% talent. 1000% comedy.
Vlad M. · Facebook
Welldone Bro! I did not expect you to become a stand-up comedian. Good job!
Shavkat U.
Not knowing what to expect, my colleagues, my husband and I went and watched Ulug Bek's show Please Step Aside. We were blown away! From the moment he went on the stage 'till he was done we were cry-laughing.
Karla N. · Facebook
Not tagging me in your post you little punk?
Paul
A witty, insightful and absolutely hilarious comedian and overall a very kind person.
Gábor P. · Facebook
Vanvittig show og under spillet. Jeg var flad af grin.
(Crazy show. I was flat from laughing.)
Martin V. · Facebook
Funny guy with a unique perspective. Definitely check him out!
Marius W. L. · Facebook
Hi Ulug, I saw you performing at Knock Knock last week and it was really fun!
Instagram
Brilliant show tonight - thank you very much!!
Instagram
You're too funny bro
Instagram
You should change your shirt. It looks old.
Mom
Booking
Clubs, festivals and companies
For comedy clubs, festivals and company events. In English.
No insults. No profanity. Clean pure jokes.
- Clean comedy, safe for company events
- Performs in English
- Based in Copenhagen
Has performed at events for Danske Bank · Nordea · UN City · Novo Nordisk
For a full corporate comedy show with several comedians, see comedians4hire.dk.
